2020 'Head's Up'

                                                      

                                                               What I wish I'd known in January 2020....

1) That New Years Resolution about not drinking weekdays?? Scrap that immediately. By the time 2020 is done you won’t even know what day of the week it is. 

2) From April the government will be delivering your food shopping; you'll be incredibly grateful but their view of essential food is very, very different to yours. It seems some people prioritise real life actual potatoes over crisps!! Stock up on your essentials - crisps, wine and chocolate.

3) Your concept of a ‘short course’ swimming pool will change forever.

4) Buy a new sun lounger now – the price will double and you’re going to put your arse through both of the ones you’ve got.

5) You’ll honestly receive texts from the government telling you not to leave home, not to even put your own bin out because it’s too dangerous for you and advising you to exercise with a tin of beans.

6) You’ll only fill up your car with petrol 4 times between March-December

7) Don’t bother buying new work clothes – you won’t be needing them!! 

8) Your hair won’t get cut at all this year, but you won't save any money - it'll all go on hand sanitiser and hair dye instead!!

9) Don’t stress about what excuse to give to get out of social situations. You won’t need them.

10) You really should try to stay awake in staff training on how to use TEAMS.